Today’s wisdom

If you put a lime in a coconut, you just wasted two fruits. Who would want to put a lime in a coconut? EWW!

Words of Wisdom I would like to comment on

1. Learn what it takes to make and keep good friends.

Does having a “Word Press” account help? At all?

2. Follow your heart.

…because it often leads to falling in love and then breaking up, breaking your heart and therefore rendering it useless. I’d rather follow my brain, or intuition…

3. A strong person and a waterfall always channel their own path.

…no matter how many people’s egos you have to erode to get your way. They might as well call you the “Self Esteem Crusher” instead of a waterfall.

4. It’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. -Chinese Proverb

*BEEP* you, darkness!!

Okay, kidding aside, these are good tips. I just thought you might have wanted to hear my thoughts about them. Anyways, more to come.

 

Some of Lao-Tzu’s Wisdom

Lao-Tzu, the famous Chinese philosopher once said: “A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” And I say that’s a bunch of Oscar Meyer Balognae.

I am ready to mathematically prove that it takes more than one step to begin a jouney, even of one mile.

Money+Buy car= Smart

Smart+Car= Drive to travel long journey

Car divided by drive= walk to the car

Thus, we are forced to conclude that it would take more that one step to walk to your car, and you are using your car to drive a thousand miles. Therefore, Lao-Tzu’s statement is incorrect.